posted by Blackula, January 22nd, 2011, under Drama
Our half-handicapped crew was able to clear the normal mode content. After many broken wheelchairs the dice finally forgave us and allowed our somewhat-invalid group to continue the journey.
As hard as it was, our paraplegic addtank finally managed to roll his chair towards the right direction. Teamspeak was filled with disabled sounds that nobody really understood - it’s a miracle we even realized the phase changed. Our hearing-impaired mildly idiotic members had a hard time picking the right syllables from amongst the stuttering of our raid leaders.
The reaction time of the assigned interrupts was irregular and our main interrupter from platform South had to take his medicine after being resuscitated by our nearly incompetent first-aid medics. During the heat of battle our maintanks sense of direction was completely twisted, his aid(e)s were forced to assist him at every turn, making the boss spin like a retarded kid in a carousel .
Our hearts were overjoyed about the succesful gameplay of our healing team; they managed finally to reach the correct platforms and keep our raid members barely functional during the darkest of times.
Everyone of us, everyone wasn’t giding…
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posted by Blackula, February 26th, 2010, under Raiding and PVE
Lich King was plotting his cunning plan alone in his castle. He was still upset for the horrific accident that happened to him long time ago; his lower body fell into blue paint and he became evil. Yet still he has some normal yellow skin left in his face. Lich King wasn’t interested at all about our blades, so we had to show him laser - good laser to be exact - twice.
After many devastating wipes we remembered the old mans wisdom that gave us the power to win. This is how it goes; better three beards than three moustaches. In the end we managed to get the Lich King into the oven, and the mighty victory was yet again ours.

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posted by Blackula, February 13th, 2010, under Raiding and PVE
This friday we decided to skip all that so tempting booze and give some time for the Lich King. Surprisingly this was a wise decission as it ended up to a server first 10 man Lich King kill. Excellent job by everyone who attended and as well the others who were part of the raid but couldn’t make it today. Only thing that really, really pisses us is that god damn new racist statue that was built in Dalaran after the kill…it doesn’t have any gnomes at all.

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posted by Blackula, February 12th, 2010, under Raiding and PVE
“Don’t reason with it. Don’t argue with it. Just dominate it.”
Last evening we managed to get this beast down(gender proved as female, ty Vanthus). After many 4-5% wipes things finally worked out.
During the killing process we had some stange issues with the trash dragons. We tried to reason and argue with them, but totally forgot to dominate. At this point our raid received a very powerful reinforcement; a flying dwarf. Thanks to his extremely dominating behaviour we were able to continue. Horrors, but not that much fun this time.
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posted by Blackula, February 3rd, 2010, under Drama
Yes..I’m afraid there are. Today our raid was pretty much infected by them. I didn’t quite expect to get infected too..lurking in the shadows, waiting for an opportunity to BITE my fellow raiders(think I bit Permut too)…FUCK! Anyhow in the end after some damn fine biting the Queen was defeated by our mighty fine pack of rubber-teeth vampires. Horrors and fun…once again.

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posted by Blackula, January 18th, 2010, under Raiding and PVE
…tried to perform an evil expirement on us - this time it failed though(HAHA). The raid was full of horrors and fun, and Putricide was killed with 9 tries left. Good job!

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posted by Blackula, October 2nd, 2009, under Raiding and PVE
Finally got this one done in 10man heroic after having 49 tries left last week. Once again good times was had, and Astennu got a very nice horse from the chest(it’s good we got it out from the chest because we had no idea who was feeding it hehe). Also grats to Permut for his brand new cloak! Well done team.

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posted by Blackula, September 23rd, 2009, under Raiding and PVE
After a slow start caused by summer holidays we’ve managed to gather up better raid group again and also managed to get progress in 25man hardmodes. It goes alright as long as someone keep reminding us what instance it is. Jihuu boing!
Northrend Beasts: September 22nd
Lord Jaraxxus: September 24th
Faction Champions: September 27th
Twin Val’kyr: October 4th
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posted by Blackula, September 17th, 2009, under Raiding and PVE
We made a jolly trip to ToC 10man hardmode version, and managed to get A Tribute to Mad Skill achievement. Good times was had, even though we were once again haunted by the fact we didn’t know which instance it was. I think it was Astennu who asked this question a child might ask, but not a childish question anyway - where am I ?

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posted by Lolbotomy, May 17th, 2009, under Drama
Our old sponsor Disney contacted us earlier this week and we are in final rounds of negotiations for Fall 2009!

Welcome back Bambi, we missed you!
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